Parent Survival Kit Vol. 287

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we know you love your kids...

We know you love your kids, but all this togetherness is kind of a lot.


👫 Partners In Wine White Wine

  • The iPad to your classroom, the Zoom call to your workday, the wine in your glass after the kids go to bed… what a beautiful partnership.
  • Pairs well with gum in the hair, crayon on the wall, and the people helping us survive all this “family time.”

🤗 Super Helpful Cabernet Sauvignon

  • When your brain feels like mush after months of riding an emotional roller coaster this cab is actually Super Helpful.
  • Pairs well with daily melt-downs, youtube university, and never-ending life-from-home activities.

🍾 Frisky Business Sparkling Wine

  • If you can’t be bubbly - at least you can drink bubbly! If mimosas call to you the way the ocean calls to Moana then it’s time to get down to business.
  • Pairs well with Mimosa Mondays (ya that’s a thing now.)

🚿 Climax Red Blend

  • Lean into what feels good… even if that means hiding in the garage with a glass of wine. Self-care looks different for everyone.
  • Pairs well with heavy pours, long showers and a good, ugly cry.


  • What's Inside: The bundle comes with one of each of these wines, plus a humorous insert to guide you through wtf is happening this year.


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